Before the start of spring break, I want to empty my e-mail inbox of Jokes of the Day and dump them in this blog. If you’d like 5 points of extra credit, read them all and pick your favorite, then e-mail me and tell me why it’s your favorite.
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“How long have you been working here?” one employee asked another.
“Ever since the boss threatened to fire me.”
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A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word.
“My, you look tired,” she said. “You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?”
“It was terrible,” her husband said. “The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking.”
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New customer to Tech Support: “It says ‘Hit any key,’ and when I do that nothing happens.”
Tech Support: :Can you try again and tell me what happens?”
Customer: “I tried, but nothing.”
Tech Support: “What key did you hit?”
After a moment, the customer replied, “Well, first I tried my car key and just now my office key.”
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A teacher saw a boy entering the classroom – his hands were dirty.
She stopped him and said, “John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?”
Smiling, the boy replied, “I think I’d be too polite to mention it.”
